BIG surprises & DLB 'speaks'

So this post may get a little personal but trust me I have implied permission to write about it, gotta love my wife.

Danielle and her friend Mary Beth went to the Motherhood store in search of new bras to help with her seemingly endless blessing of newfound cleavage. She had been putting it off both to money constraints and not knowing what size to go with or when to buy so that she wouldn't need to replace it in 2-3 weeks. When she got there she asked the clerk for any advice she may have, so she helped her to find the right fit for both now and when she gets even bigger. Danielle was shocked to find that 40F was her current size and that only left a little bit of room for growth! I had no idea that the letters even went that high, much less keep going form there! Needless to say I am pretty impressed, maybe even proud. But pride is a deadly sin (so is talking about your wife boobs on the internet most likely) so I'll just be impressed. Well it seems that the baby was pretty impressed as well. While Danielle was at the cash register paying, DLB did a little dance about the large supply of yummy food mommy was preparing, and to let the world know, pushed a joyous 'toot' out, much to Danielle's embarrassment and Mary Beth's amusement. Mary Beth was kind enough to let her know that even though she was acrosss the store she was able to join in the good times. The clerk either didn't notice or remembered reading Chapter 4.2 of the Motherhood Employee Handbook where it talked about what may happen when dealing with the pregnant woman and followed the corporate code of 'Don't ask, Don't tell'.